SERIOUSLY. SOMEONE GET ME ON THE NEXT PLANE TO CHICAGO. I DON’T EVEN CARE. I NEED TO SEE THOSE 10+ BEAUTIFUL BOYS/MEN/GUYS TOGETHER. OHMYGAWD. THAT’S A DREAM COME TRUE. AND OUR BEAUTIFUL, SWEET, SWEET, DOMINICAN/VENEZUELAN PRINCE IS GIVING AWAY TICKETS. HE’S GONNA BE IN THE CENTER OF HUNDREDS OF GIRLS AND I COULD BE ONE OF THEM AND IT WOULD BE PERFECT. ALL I NEED IS THE TICKET TO CHICAGO AND I CAN DIE PEACEFULLY. JUST SOMEONE PLEASE. OHMYGAWD. I’M GONNA CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP. SOMEONE. OHMYGAWD.